How about a Hobbit Tag, eh?

Recently, I had the honor of reading a blog post by Blue from To Be a Shennachie where she answers a bunch of super fun questions as a part of the Hobbit Tag started by Kate from Story and Dark Chocolate and I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED TO DO A TAG BEFORE!!!

SOoOoOoOooOooO……

I have decided to do the tag myself and see if my crazy fangirl self can come up with something more interesting than ArDHGFSFYFYGKJ!!!!!! xD xD

Uhhh…you see I am unfamiliar with the ‘tagging rituals’ and don’t really know what to do now so let’s just dive in, shall we?

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while the others are wishing

Which hobbit do you relate to most: practical Merry, lighthearted Pippin, loyal Sam, courageous Frodo, or impulsive Bilbo?

Oh…okay….okay…this is just the first question and I don’t know!!!

*thinks for a thousand years* You see, I can be impulsive at times. And there have been MANY, MANY incidents in my life to prove me wrong if I was to own otherwise. But I am loyal too. I will die before I betray anyone I love or care about.

I AM AS COURAGEOUS AS COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG!! XD

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And ‘being practical’ is a skill I never really learned. *sighs*

So, I identify with most of them in different ways. Some I identify with as ‘not being like them’ and some as ‘being EXACTLY like them.’

Are you afraid of spiders?

You mean –

Am I afraid of the thing that feeds on dark souls and is a minion of Satan himself? 

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Are you more likely to be under-prepared and not have a handkerchief handy when your allergies flare up or be over-prepared and walk all the way to Mordor with and entire set of pots and pans clanging around on your back?

I am most likely to have NOTHING with me and just FREAK OUT during the whole journey – kicking and screaming and dying a hundred times – and then I will be kicked out from the fellowship only to be rescued later by Strider (or I flatter myself that I will be 😉 )

What is your Elvish name?

Flalflalflalflawen (How COOL is that?? 😉 )

Are you part of a best friend duo like Frodo and Sam and Merry and Pippin or are you a loner like Bilbo?

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You hit a nerve there, you did. *dying whale noises*

What size shoe do you wear?

I’m a Hobbit. I am above wearing footwear, peasant.

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If you had a choice would you live in Rohan, Gondor, or the Shire? Or… Mordor?

Gondor. But only after killing that sniveling son-of-a-bitch. Oh, come on! YOU KNOW OF WHOM I SPEAK! ”LORD” Denethor II

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What is the farthest off anyone has ever guessed your age to be?

They’ve assumed me to be younger than I actually am, if that counts.

Does your personality match your stature or belie it?

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOES! YOU ARE TALKING TO THE QUEEN OF QUITE-A-LOT, MISSY. xD xD

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What is your favorite riddle?

My Life.

Do you wear any rings?

Naaaaaaaah!!

Would you be more likely to embarrass yourself by making a speech and forgetting what you were going to say or dancing on the table and falling?

More likely to not do ANY of those things, to be honest. I am MUCH MORE likely to murder someone in their sleep JUST BECAUSE they were SNORING.

DOES THIS ANSWER THE QUESTION?

Do you ever feel like butter?

Only when my life-story has been made into THREE FREAKIN’ AWESOME movies!!!!

(If you didn’t get this reference then I feel SORRY for you! *squinty eyes*)

If you were a hobbit, what would your name be?

If I was a Hobbit, I would definitely be the richest of ’em all. And definitely the CUTEST. And the smartest. In short, BAGGINS, Of course!!

Do you like fireworks?

Seriously???? It’s like you don’t know me but AT ALL!! *STARTS CRYING*

OF COUUURSEE!! I DO. I DO. I DO. (love fireworks)

How do you feel about trilogies? 

You see, if it’s LOTR you are talking about, I LOOOOVEEE IT TO DEATH AND REINCARNATION but……..when it comes to Hunger Games and Divergent and the likes —

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What is your favorite poem?

NO! You CANNOT do this to meeeeee!!! I can’t pick just ONE! *to quote ross*  ”It’s like Sophie’s choice”.

Do you want to see mountains, Gandalf?

YES! YES! YESSSSSS! But only if you promise a glimpse of The Lonely Mountains.

Can you swim? 

I admire all those LOVELY, ENCHANTING water bodies from AFAR. 😉

You’re Frodo. You need eight fictional companions to journey with you to Mordor. Who do you pick? They cannot be from Lord of the Rings!

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What in the….what…….WHAT?????????????????

WHAT?

How could you even SUGGEST such a thing?

What is your Recurring Short Person Dilemma? Not being able to reach high cupboards, getting a stiff neck from talking to tall people, your feet not touching the ground when you sit in a particularly high chair and the circulation being cut off from your legs so that your feet swell to twice their normal size? I’m not bitter or anything, why would you say that?

None of the above. I am fairly tall, to be honest.But if I were a short person, I’d probably be afraid of gravity’s obsessive love for me. xD xD

If you could marry a kind of food, what would it be?

Can I marry coffee instead?

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WELL. THAT WAS FUN.

NOW….Onto my list of people I want to see answering all these absolutely DELIGHTFUL questions.  PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE. *SIGH* *turns into a dictator* YOU BETTER DO THIS TAG.

ARIS
ASH
LUUU
SOPHIE
TIANA
MARIE
THE SMUDGIEST THOUGHT
TONY AND TETIANA (Would you care to do it? PRETTY PLEASE????? 🙂

And to all you other lovely people, please feel free to steal this amazing AMAZING tag!! I would LOVE to see all of your answers as well. ♥♥♥

Until next time, then.

 

21 thoughts on “How about a Hobbit Tag, eh?

    1. Haha! Thank You!! 😁 But your alternatives to the fellowship’s original.members were amazing. Can’t compete with that. 😉 Though, I myself can NEVER even HOPE to imagine anyone other than those seven. 😂 Maybe its just the conditioning and the undying love! 😂😂

      Yeah……I always intended to answer it that way. Even when I first read the tag on your post!!

      Thanks for stopping by! 😊

      ❤❤❤❤

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  1. Okay I’ve only seen one LoTR movie and read the books seven years ago and not since then…but I come from New Zealand and see LoTR everywhere so I kinda get it? Either way these questions made me laugh as did your responses. I’m quite short though I try to focus on the positives of that haha but I do relate to hobbits and dwarves. And, fun fact, my brother is called Rohan!

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    1. My, my! JUST ONE?????!! *gasps* YOU HAVE GOT TO WATCH ‘EM ALLLLLL! That’s THE ONLY way to do it, honey! 😂

      NEW ZEALAND? WOW! 😍 Have never been there. But I want to. You ever been to those caves with all those fireflies?? I saw a photo once and it fascinated me. Don’t remember the name though.

      And HEYYY! Rohan! Fun name, eh? You must always be teasing him like – “Hear, hear ye lazy people, we ride for Rohan at the break of dawn. Everyone at the breakfast table, NOW!” 😂😂😂😂

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  2. OMG this was one of the funniest tags I’ve ever seen! XD I loved reading your answers, and they made me burst out laughing so hard I’m super glad I’m not in a public space because I would be turning heads at this point hahaha
    But… I’m… not a LOTR… or Hobbit… fan… I KNOW I’M SO SORRY I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M DOING WITH MY LIFE PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
    But… I’ll definitely still do this! It’ll probably be cringy because I don’t know much about this franchise and I might have to recruit some friends’ guidance but, you know, I’ll do my best! And that’s what’s most important! *puffs out chest* I think. At least I’ll ace the non-Hobbit related questions! Of which there are… Like, four. But still!
    Thank you so much for the tag! This’ll be… Interesting, at least XD
    Awesome post ^^ ❤

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    1. AWWWWWWWW SOPHIE YOU MADE MY DAYYY!!! Lots and LOTS of hugs and love to youuuu.. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

      Oh, it’s fiiine to not have read or seen any of the LOTR or Hobbit books and movies. IT IS COMPLETELY EXCUSABLE. BUT….BUT….BUT I will still urge you to watch the movies whenever you have time. I am sure you will LOVE them. 😊
      And in the meantime, I would LOVE to read your answers and you are such a doll to try to answer them when you don’t know anything about it!! 😘

      I AM WAIRTING…….*tick tock*

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      1. Oh hush, you! ❤ ❤ ❤ YOU'RE THE BEST!!
        Hahahaha well I'll try but I can't promise it won't turn out to be an absolute disgrace to every LOTR/Hobbit fan out there… I'LL TRY MY HARDEST THOUGH D:
        As for watching the movies… Sigh… I did try once and was completely unsuccessful… It didn't hold my attention at all and I was distracted and bored… I KNOW I KNOW BUT I DID TRY, I SWEAR T_T
        I might try again sometime soon, though, just to see if something's changed… So pray for me!!

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  3. I loooove LOTR and The Hobbit and your answers to this tag were amazing and hilarious, at times! Off with Denethor! I couldn’t have chosen fictional companions either, like whaaaat? I would have kept Legolas, however, that’s a sure thing. 🙂

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    1. HAHAHA!! I know right?! I AM IN LOOOOVE WITH LOTR + HOBBIT!! ❤❤❤❤❤😍❤😍😍 Can NEVER get enough of it. 😂

      And SERIOUSLY!! That DENETHOR! ughh…..SUCH A LOOOOOSERRR. 😂😂

      Hey, why don’t you do this tag? I would love to see your answers. 😁😁

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      1. Me neither! I think I watched the movies 10 times, at least. I’m currently reading the Silmarillion because I miss the world so much! Ugh, I hated him more than Sauron, Saruman and Wormtongue (summed up).
        It looks very fun, I really might do it! 😀 Thank you for mentioning it!

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  4. Alright Rain so I’m super confused so I hunted you down so that you can sort my life out for me 😂😂 I recently checked out the fellowship of the rings (ARE YOU PROUD OF MEE) and was about to start reading it when I got to my next class and my teachers like, were gonna watch the hobbit (long story I swear to god we don’t generally just watch movies in class 😂😂). So I turn to my friend and am like oh I’m abt to start reading the fellowship of the rings and she says something about the hobbit being the first book. So like I’m super confused and I’ve held off on reading that because I have no idea which book I’m supposed to read first or if it even matters what order I read them in. Pleeeassee hellpppppppp!!!

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